The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
(Source: 314-eater, via radioactiveawesome)
@4 days ago with 20174 notes
There was a fundamentalist christian protester on the UT Austin campus today.
Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Smash bros, you play as little trophy people who fight some kids hand I don’t freaking know.
Madden. You control 11 hot & sweety men as the beat up on 11 different men as crowds cheer & no matter how good you are, someone will be better.
Portal. You are a mute girl that can place portals with a gun and you kill robots and neurotoxins kill you.
Team Fortress 2. 9 mindless brutes go up against 9 other mindless brutes while an old, senile woman barks shit at you over a giant speaker—I don’t fucking know.
Ok the TF2 one made me laugh so much XD
Zelda
You are a green fairy who may or may not get the girl, have to break into tombs, kill a crapload of wildlife, find coins in the weirdest places, can’t swim or jump unless you get special items, and your arch nemesis is a senile old redheaded black man who never seems to learn even though he’s been through this a bazillion times before because he is the same person every time.
Alan Wake
You’re a writer who runs around in a tweed jacket shining your flashlight at rednecks.
Fallout 3. You’re some kid born underground and your dad decides to leave you behind so he can make water and you go look for him because you have no friends and the whole outside world is bright and mean to you. Eventually you decide if you should be nice or a douche to all the people who lived above you and help some group of people rule everything, including you.
